At a star-studded ceremony in Telford, Wonko's Blog was declared officially open ending months of speculation that his ego had in fact shrunk in size for the first time in almost 10 years.
The ceremony was attended by various members of the aristocracy, including Marquess Hotdog of Breda, Prince Serge Baranovsky and Queen Elizabeth II. Also in attendance were the Rugby World Cup winning England team and the Shrewsbury Town FC squad. The ribbon was cut by Prince Phillip.