The Insane Ramblings of Wonko The Sane

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Sunday, October 17, 2004

Would you vote for this man?

A politician standing for prime minister has the following policies ...

  • Pull troops out of Iraq
  • Pressure Israel to pull out of Palestine immediately
  • Recognise Taiwan's independence
  • Recognise Tibet's independence and apply pressure on China to pull out
  • Deport all asylum seekers that entered the country through a friendly country back to that country
  • Force unemployed people to do community work to earn their social security
  • Ban smoking outside of the home
  • Cut tax on fuel
  • Reduce car tax and put all the money into roads
  • Ban speed camera's and put alternative traffic calming measures in place
  • Introduce legislation to prevent companies from increasing prices over inflation in the run-up to joining the Euro
  • Ban "positive discrimination" policies that give ethnic minorities advantages over white people - everyone is equal
  • Put criminals in prison
  • Restore the House of Lords to it's former status as an independent house uncontrolled by parliament

My question is, would you vote for this person and if anyone knows who he is can they tell me. :-)

posted @ 5:51 PM