Here are a selection of Conservative Party posters for the upcoming election that I found quite funny (in an ironic kind of way) ...
Well, no not really. I'm thinking that most of the really unfair taxes were introduced by the Tories in the previous government. Are they thinking what I'm thinking? No, I don't imagine they are.
I wonder which party was in power when Micheal Howard's father came to this country as an economic migrant. Good job they weren't too strict then otherwise Micheal Howard would probably be speaking Polish and working on a farm for a pound an hour instead of spouting his diatribe over here.
Am I thinking what you're thinking? Again, no I doubt it very much. I'm thinking that I don't give a damn about Scotland on account of being English. I'm thinking that I haven't seen anything to do with England. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? No, I don't think so.
Unfortunately, the best one of them all seems to be missing from their website. It is a large blue poster that simply says "Let down by Labour? Vote Conservative." That, I think speaks volumes.